“I want to lose my vigirnity to Suigetsu.. “

Anonymous asked: ASDFGHJKL YAAAAAY YOUR BACK!!!!!!! *le GLOMPS*

Yes, I am! And I’m jumping right on the damn ball and getting confessions made up and queued! <3

yumegakure:

So my manager told me today that the owner of the company told her this morning, tomorrow will be the last day for all cashiers in the company. I am a cashier.

And she was all apologizing and telling me how sorry she was and how there was nothing she could do about it because it came direct from the CEO

and I was like lol I ain’t even mad, man. I got blogs to run.

#I’M BACK MOTHERFUCKERS!

“I want to be in a threesome with Sakura and Kakashi where Kakashi makes a shadow clone of himself that fucks me while the real Kakshi is fucking Sakura.”

“I love the idea of adolescent!Kakashi getting fucked by Minato… just sayin’ “

“I would do terrible illegal things to some of the pre-timeskip characters.”

“I want Deidara to fuck me senseless with his hands mouths while Tobi watches. Then suddenly, double penetration.

Am I the only one who thinks Deidara would be a really persuasive rapist, and that he would probably let Tobi watch to prove how “superior” he is or some ridiculously sexy thing like that. Tobi feels insulted, and so the have a threesome to try and prove who’s better. EVERYBODY WINS.”

Admin Note: This is the 50th posted confession! Woo hoo!

“I think Kakashi is a lot ‘dirtier’ than is shown in the show. He probably tells dirty jokes and makes dirty innuendos all the time.”

Jesus Christ I finally get online after a couple weeks of my internet not working and I have like two pages of new confessions.

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